A bit of a spoiler alert today, since our question comes from "orgasmless?" Her parents must hate her, giving her a name like that.
hey there wench,
i'm feeling very sad that i even have to ask this question, but it's just gnawing away at my insides and i figure this is a safe place to pose it. it's just that... well, oh my this is more difficult than i thought it would be. ok, i just have to come out with it:
how do i know if i've had an orgasm? i'm afraid i haven't. i've been with hundreds of men, maybe even thousands, but i just don't know if "it" has happened. i've never seen stars. hell, i've never even seen circles. and those are far less exciting. is there something wrong with me? would i know it if "it" has happened? am i dysfunctional (and i mean solely sexually)?
please, i beg of you, wench. be gentle. lord knows most of those who've shared my bed have not been. maybe that's why something seems off "down there"?in any case, help!
sincerely,
orgasmless?
Well, darling, I can say that if you don't know if you've had an orgasm, chances are you probably have not. And if that be the case, this drink is on me.
I think you need to focus a bit more on quality and not quantity, love. Lots of sex is great, believe me, but GOOD sex is amazing in any amount. Do you keep your horizontal love partners around long enough to figure out what gets you there? Do you even like these guys? I can say you will never see stars unless you have a partner that's like heaven.
In the mantime (yes, I meant to say meantime, but I'm keeping it), why not test drive yourself a little bit? Take the buzz off the drink I just got you and go home and seduce yourself. Guys are often clueless when it comes to the female anatomy, and it becomes your job to show them. Not to mention, every girl likes something a little different. You can't expect them to read your mind and your body when you haven't even figured it out yourself. Once you know what gets you off, don't be shy about getting it from one of your gentlemen callers.
Whew, I need to get laid. Can I borrow one of yours? Can I sit down and have a drink with you? My feet hurt. But take care of yourself, my dear, and the rest will take care of itself.
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Wench,
i find myself in a hard position, if you know what i mean...
on the one end, i can fuck for hours, you know, keep it up and at attention doing what needs to be done. SO what the problem you ask, well, these days it takes me forever to cum with a partner, assuming i actually do cum (ejaculate). Now i don't mind this so much, as i can orgasm with out the jizz, but it is quite disapointing for my partner to not see my cum, know what i mean?
so, got an elixer behind the bar to make a feller shoot some shots of his own? oh, my drink order? Irish cream on the rocks please.
-long haul
i got a question for ya wench...
getting a girl to show you her boobs takes a lot of work. Unless you happen to have a plastic bead necklace. whats up with that? what is so magical about these beads that do what $75 worth of romance MIGHT do?
settle my tab? um...do you take beads?
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